Making a Pencil Disappear

To murder someone by forcefully inserting a pencil into their forehead.
Originated from the 2008 film "The Dark Knight" where the film's villain, the Joker killed a gang member via this method.

"We're going to crack down on them and make some pencils disappear."
"We're making a pencil disappear tonight!"

by @wesomeman500 October 13, 2008

drop a pencil

Stick a pencil up someones pussy or arsehole

Hey Sally shall I drop a pencil, you look wet

by Fuzzyeggle July 13, 2017

Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is Anal Retentive with Pencil.

Pencil Dick Talks like he has a Pencil in his ass.

by Bill Kennedy October 24, 2007

pencil

Masturbating thing.
to shove up your fanny and have some fun with it.

i use a pencil to masturbate

by GayboSex November 13, 2007

German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

pencil pusher

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

Pencil licker

Gay

"is he a pencil licker I want to ask him out on a date?"
"He has to be gay."

by JSJB July 10, 2016