Jesus peralta

A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight

Jesus peralta

by Cruz azul sucks June 16, 2018

penalty merchant

A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.

Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.

1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them

by Alanco December 31, 2020

penalty

That's when you talk shit and get banned from the spot.

When i tried to split with the beer that guy never even told me about the cop, But when i talked shit little did i know he was a drug lord, I go back and about 8 people at the spot were pissed and called penalty.

by White Vato August 2, 2006

metal to the pedal

phrase used when describing someone has a mouth full of braces (hence the 'metal' part).

dude, look at that little Wap! he has his metal to the pedal!

by KRHimself August 24, 2004

Pedal to the metal

for Brazilians (cariocas specially and often) - to shoot everything that moves as an order to kill

"zero-one, I think I can kill two rabbits with one strike here... "
"That's 100%, 14?"
"'Skull' my captain."
"Pedal to the metal."

by Cap. Nascimento November 10, 2007

Penaldo

A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"

A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"

by Lingardinho GOAT February 8, 2022

penal disorder

a disorder with your penis

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'

by ligadow June 22, 2008