by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019
Get the dry paintmug. In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.
by Gr0wbag November 25, 2013
Get the antivandal paintmug. To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by landshark aka old faithful October 18, 2008
Get the Paint Jobmug. When you finger a girl on her period with two fingers, and apply her blood to your face in a war paint style before you go to bed.
by Skirt McGirt January 6, 2010
Get the The War Paintmug. A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007
Get the taint paintmug. the brown or yellowish shit stripe on the inside of a male or females underware after an unsucsesful butt wipe.
God almighty there was so much tant paint on Angelina Jolies underwere that i swear see must of sat on one of her addoped little negros.
by johnny boyz June 11, 2006
Get the tant paintmug. the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010
Get the Taint Paintmug.