G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 10, 2009

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.

jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!

by kayham March 6, 2011

C.L.O.P.

Acronym-(Car Load Of Pussy: CLOP -pronounced as one word) used to describe a vehicle of some sort near loaded with fair to very attractive females on the prowl. Used to save conversation time with the intention of getting everyone eyes on..

Hey Jaybird, look at that C.L.O.P.

by HardyHar1 April 1, 2011

P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S

an Acronym to remember who's really speaking for you.

Preaching
Opinions
Lacking
Intelligence &
Tact
In

Controversial
Shit

Dude 1: Hey man , I can't decide which politician to vote for!
Dude 2: Do your research and use the acronym P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S
*a few hours later*
Dude 1: Bro You're totally right!

by riddlecker January 16, 2018

C.R.E.E.P.S.

Acronym meaning "Cash Regulators Eatin' Everyday Pullin' Stings" from the Wu-Tang Clan member Inspectah Deck's album 'The Resident Patient.'

"There go the C.R.E.E.P.S."
"You heard that song by The Rebel INS called 'C.R.E.E.P.S.'"

by The Rebel INS June 11, 2007

C.L.A.P.

Crabs Laying Around Penis

Rip, Rip, Rip
Rap, Rap, Rap
Georgia women got the @@@ (CLAP)

by hottie dixie December 15, 2003

C.M.N.P

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
_________________

Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
Requiem: XD

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004