Battle Owl

A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF MY CAT!?!?!?!

BATTLE OWLSS

by The great informer October 12, 2012

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Owl's Foot

A measure of short time or distance.

I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.

by p-tank June 14, 2021

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Pineapple Owl

One of the oppositions to Smurf Cat and Strawberry Elephant. Originated in 2023 on TikTok

Person 1: Have you seen the battle between the Smurf Cat and the Pineapple Owl?
Person 2: Get the fuck off tiktok for once in your goddamn life and do something productive.

by Angie-the October 20, 2023

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Burning Owl

Bokuto Koutarou being burned into bones and ashes for his worthlessness.

"Did you see that burning owl?" "You mean Bokuto Koutarou and how worthless he is? Yes."

by oop i did it again January 11, 2021

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Superb owl

A discreet way of letting the boys know that it is going to be a gay orgy fuckfest. It is used to camouflage to the boys' wives/girlfriends that it is just "super bowl" misspelled. But really is for the homies to get their asses ready for the craziest anal party of the year.

Boyfriend: babe I'm going to the super bowl party with the boys.
Girlfriend: let me see your phone, I don't trust you.
*hands over phone*
Girlfriend: you misspelled super bowl. *rolls eyes* alright go have fun or whatever.
Boyfriend texting the boys: guys in for this year's superb owl ;)

by gewbsandshlabs February 3, 2021

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Owl-mail

E-mail received after typical work hours.

"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"

by GetSmart! February 7, 2019

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