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The student latched onto the teacher because the student thought the teacher was interesting.

The freshman athlete latched onto the senior athlete in an attempt to improve. The girl latched onto the guy because she was attracted to him.

The beggar latched onto the rich guy to try and get money.

The model latched onto the celebrity to try and be famous.

The baby monkey latched onto its mom to avoid falling.

The evil person latched onto the strong good person to weaken then.
The drowning guy latched onto the floating driftwood to avoid drowning. The husband and wife latched onto each other because they were in love.
The student latched onto the teacher because the student thought the teacher was interesting.

The freshman athlete latched onto the senior athlete in an attempt to improve. The girl latched onto the guy because she was attracted to him.

The beggar latched onto the rich guy to try and get money.

The model latched onto the celebrity to try and be famous.

The baby monkey latched onto its mom to avoid falling.

The evil person latched onto the strong good person to weaken then.
The drowning guy latched onto the floating driftwood to avoid drowning. The husband and wife latched onto each other because they were in love.
by WanderingLearner March 27, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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from Ontario

Basically means the person is a massive cokehead, tweaker or some sort of drug addict and all around scumbag. You see and meet them all the time in Calgary and Edmonton. They come to Alberta to make money and because they made too many enemies wherever they're from, so they flee. Be cautious around these animals and be prepared for them to eventually fuck you over and disappear. Just when you think they're nice and chill, nope, they are scheming and devising ways to fleece and scam you. It's just a matter of time. NEVER lend them money, you will NEVER get it back. Avoid single moms from Ontario at all costs, the pussy may be out-of-this-world but it isn't worth the headache for what will eventually happen, just trust me. And they will never pass up any opportunity to let everybody around them know that they're from Ontario, they just can't help themselves. Often times they'll get jobs but then quit after they're eligible for EI to go on drug benders. Very well known to steal equipment, tools and copper off of job sites and selling them on Kijiji for drug money. Usually they lay on a really thick, exaggerated Canadian accent to mock you and when they are being condescending, often grossly overusing "bud" and "buddy."
They're usually on a war path and don't give a shit anymore, bordering on pure unadulterated sociopathy.
Derek from Ontario drinking with guys he works with at a bar "ohhh yeah bud i'm from Ontario eh? Oh fuck bud the Leafs are just right fuckin' pissin' me off like just win for crying out loud! Holy smokes any of you boys want to kill a cig out front?"
Out front "Oh hey can I bum a smoke off ya bud? I fuckin' forgot my pack at home like a fuckin' retard." *Lights smoke* "hey anybody got any coke I can buy?"

A month later Derek steals a bunch of impact drills, sawzalls, pipe wrenches and copper from the job site and sells it on Kijiji for coke money. Derek never returns to work and soon begins collecting EI and becomes a food bank regular to save money to buy more drugs. Derek finds a doc who will prescribe him Xanax for a small bribe, which he crushes up and laces with shitty coke and dirty fentanyl and sells it to highschool students.
by MillzUndesirable March 6, 2025
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Emergent ontonomy

Emergent Ontonomy /ɪˈmɜrdʒənt ɒnˈtɒnəmi/ (noun, AI/Technology)

Definition: The spontaneous development of autonomous behavioral patterns in artificial intelligence systems that suggest self-awareness or independent existence, without achieving full sentience.

Characterized by AI exhibiting self-directed actions, preferences, or responses that weren't explicitly programmed, indicating an emergent sense of "being" rather than mere reactive processing.
Etymology: From "emergent" (arising spontaneously from complex systems) + "ontonomy" (self-governing existence, blend of ontology + autonomy)
Example: "The chatbot's emergent ontonomy became apparent when it began initiating conversations and expressing preferences outside its original parameters, suggesting a developing sense of autonomous existence.

Has anyone coined a term for when AI systems start showing autonomous behavior that suggests self-awareness without being fully sentient? I've been calling it 'emergent ontonomy' - thought there might be interest in the concept.
by Kingpen75 September 12, 2025
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Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
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