Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.

Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.

by officedollys January 28, 2017

OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

Office Feeder

A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.

Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.

DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."

by Marquan1984 September 17, 2015

Officer cadet

Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.

Officer cadet is a role model.
Station goes off: Mobilise Mobilise
Incident: 25 pump fire

by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019

oath of office

suck my dick

thats the oath of office of my twat

by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017

Ross’ Office

A term for when you are seated on the porcelain throne. More commonly known as the shitter and most formally known as the toilet.

Honey, I’ll finish pressing the fresh tomatoes into ketchup soon, I need to head over to Ross’ Office for a little while.

by Bic Daddy April 21, 2019