Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

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Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 14, 2022

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Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 2, 2022

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Oysnap

Oyshnap is a combination of 'oy vey' and 'oh snap' and is used as an exclamation to being surprised or worried. Oysnap can also be written as 'oyshnap' with an added 'h' to make it sound cuter.

"Oysnap! I forgot about the homework due today!" "Oysnap, I didn't know that!"

by Echo Caspian October 18, 2022

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It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

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