Office Diva

A co-worker that frequently complains about or fires off emails about problems that don't exist. Also, tends to exaggerate situations without knowing whether it is a problem or not. May punch doors and yell for effect. Has an opinion about everything and likes to hear himself or herself talk. Fires off emails explaining why others are wrong and frequently hears the phrase, "We're already doing that."

After her email tirade, the office diva, Brynna, walked over to John's office and pounded on his door, yelling at him about the content of the email. After John explained the situation, she realized it was not an issue. She was not embarrassed.

by circlesofindecision March 3, 2017

Office dweller

What is another word for office dweller. We use that for managers who never leave their office to help at work.

John is an office dweller and has no idea what is happening in his own building because he never leaves his office.

by NurseMary May 31, 2016

office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

Instagram offical

The first time a couple posts a picture together on instagram. The couples relationship is now common knowledge.

They're instagram offical, now everyone knows about them.

by Tubezz January 8, 2017

office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.

Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.

by officedollys January 28, 2017

Office Skank

A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.

Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?

by WhoCaresYaDipper February 24, 2021

OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022