Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

nonce

british slang word
n•on•s
meaning playful or energetic
Can describe someone who is playing or has been out for hours

"look at him being a nonce in the playground"
"I usually get very noncey at school"

by DogLover59 September 15, 2020

Nonce

A British slang for a pedophile

''I'm a nonce deji''

by J(a)ke Paul November 30, 2019

Nonce

A derogatory term meaning “non-nazi”

I hate hearing all this positive stuff about Anne Frank, she was a fucking nonce

by The Fürher September 10, 2020

Nonce

A kind person

Ali : "He's a nonce right?"
Alfie : "I know he is such a kind person"

by Deffo the truth December 6, 2023

Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce

Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce

by Famalamalamalamalamadingdong May 26, 2020

Nonce

Your uncle

That guy is definitely a nonce.

by Imaladg July 23, 2019