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Putin Number

A deadly or evil number on the manpower and military equipment, or on the timing of a kidnapping, terrorist attack, or foreign invasion, that Dictator Vladimir Putin would get from his military advisers in order for Russian forces, spies, terrorists, or mercenaries to cause the most damage to their political foes or to any anti-Russia or anti-Putin nations.
Be it in poisoning political foes living in foreign lands, sending extra mercenaries to Ukraine, or shipping ammunition to keep rogue leaders in power, all these evil acts require an optimal Putin number to minimize failure and avoid global embarrassment.
by Covido March 5, 2022
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Pump Number 9

The furthest pump from the building (along with 10), commonly where most people park to steal from inside Gas Stations so cameras cannot see license plates.
Ice T joked he was robbed at pump number 9, referring to gas prices going up.
by Scientismo March 24, 2022
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Large Number Garden Number

Large Number Garden Number (Japanese: 巨大数庭園数, LNGN for short) is currently the largest well-defined googologism which is not a salad number. It is equal to f^10(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10) or f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10)))))))))), where f is the function defined in First Order Theory beyond Higher Order Set Theory.
Some person: Whats the biggest number?
Some other person: Grahams number
Some other other person: TREE(3)
Some other other person: Large Number Garden Number
by Freddie_Office March 8, 2023
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how many numbers am I holding up

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy
Dude how many numbers am I holding up
by Mick Wagerson September 6, 2016
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Blow off some numbers

Brainstorm the numeric value of quantification as a method of relaxation and ascending to a higher state of emotional stability in the workplace.
In Jack in the Box, we used to blow off some numbers at least once per week. Here we are, all VPs now.
by ef_ July 27, 2016
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haha funny number

Man: 69 and 420
Random person: lmao
another person: haha funny number
by ok bruh March 22, 2021
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Bro tip number 80

Bro tip number 80. EA-
by PG24 August 7, 2022
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