i need a wii

When you're bored talking to freinds or family and want to do something fun and active... u decide to go on your Nintendo Wii...

Brb, i need a wii

I'm bursting for a wii

Come and wii with me

Hold my Wii controller!!

by Lucas Blunt June 1, 2007

We need to talk

1. girlfriend or wife pissed off and wants to end relationship (in case of wife we advise you to find a damn good lawyer)

2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)

3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.

4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.

1.wife: honey we need to talk.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.

(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)

girlfriend: honey we need to talk

dude: (thinking) shit

2.parents son we need to talk what is this

kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...

(the second one)

parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet

3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.

boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.

4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.

(second)

(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.

(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.

sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.

by deraj December 9, 2008

You need some beard oil

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.

Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!

by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015

We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015

I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS

When you want something really really badly.

"Dude, I need that girl like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
"We need to get this deal like Africa doesn't ned AIDS"
"Molly needs to work out like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS : When you want something really really badly.

by Third Leg Chuck July 15, 2016

She need that

Dolla Change's debut into the rapping industry, with his new single "She need that". This rapping prodigy is begginging his successful rapping career young in his early 20's. This song alludes to his "pipe"(penis) and how "she" (girls) want it.

1: Bruh have you heard DOLLA CHANGES NEW SINGLE?
2: Yea man it's fire! She need that pipe!

by Dollachangefan68 March 21, 2017

weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018