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Nogel Thongs

Nogel Thongs is the counter part to the Thomas Douglas. He is easily distinguishable as he is rather short standing at 164 cm and wears thick, black framed glasses. He is known on the social platform Discord as "Monorocks" and is quite active, often engaging in crude conversations and humour that Nobody except for a Thomas Douglas else thinks is funny. Nogel Thongs inhabits various places, some of which are the Camberwell Grammar School Toilets and his toilet at home. He usually engages in anime profile pictures in order to attract girls and consume them. This way, they get mind controlled to have a 2 month relationship with him. However, after the 2 month period is over, the spell breaks and so does his relationship. He has currently mind controlled over 69 victims such as: Alissa, Caecilius, Jesh Mezzley and Tron Stanlius.
That Nogel Thongs is possessing a Thomas Douglas!!! Please, stop him!
by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer July 26, 2022
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Ass Noggin

one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.
Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."
by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 7, 2010
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goose noggin

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.
Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin
by Methfucker707 November 18, 2013
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16 bars off the noggin

Noun. Slang. Literally means 16 lines of rap music off the top of your head.
Hey bro! Sup? Gimme 16 bars off the noggin! Wym? I mean gimme 16 bars of rap music off the top of your head!
by B-rizzle August 30, 2019
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Nogtard

The absolute spacker of a man that loves Hill Ginger biscuits and Sargents apple pies. This fat Nig-Nog is also known as the Patrick Road Chimp and only moves it's huge tongue when trying to impress people by stating the obvious. Many believe the reason for him having such a long tongue is because he has licked all the vanilla from the bottom of every bucket ever consumed by him. Living with the Spack Dancer, this retard tries to operate the fish tank with the television remote.
Nogtard: Done some shoppin' then?

Dad: <struggling with 10 asda bags> yeah.
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bum over noggin

sort of like "head over heels" except this is the British way of saying it.
used to describe falling in love.
Michael had recently fallen "bum over noggin" for a beautiful Englishwoman named Rita.
by Sam (L) December 9, 2008
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nogasm

The inability of a person to reach a sexual climax.
I was really trying my best to satisfy her but I wasn't successful - she had a nogasm.
by Mike_H October 8, 2008
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