bearded moose

A penis with a pubic hair afro.

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.

by somali pirate April 08, 2009

moose rack

when selling a car as a car salesman the moose rack is known as ten thousand dollars gross profit on one car sale.

i just made a moose rack on that ford mustang
off of that stupid customer.

by dwarf tosser May 17, 2009

Hissing Moose

An evil moose that likes to hiss at people.

*someone being crazy*
“You’re acting like a Hissing Moose”

by HissingMoose420 April 13, 2022

Moose Genital

Youve been hit by
Youve been Struck by

A MOOSE GENITAL

Shabanga
Youve been hit by

youve been struck by

a moose genital

by Scoredquasar454 January 14, 2022

Moose Goose

A name to call a Canadian. Can be used in an insulting or friendly context

Ex 1
Noah: Ey guys how aboot that hockey game?

Nick: Shut the fuck up Moose Goose

Ex 2
Brad: Yoooo what’s up Moose Goose

Lucus: Ah nothin much, guy, just checking on the maple syrup harvest

by AdnamaFett May 19, 2021

moose cooch

A FAT, WET and JUICY pussy . They say it grips very well and hold all the juices in too. Also known as FAT PUSSY

“damn shorty had that moose cooch”

by Nyaaa8088135 May 05, 2020

spruce moose

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.

Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true

by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018