mooch

A coach who is essentially worthless to a young, inexperienced team. On the other hand he might adequately take an experienced team to the play-offs; however only if he stays out of the way and doesn't force his limp wristed offense down their throats.

The Detroit Lions had a coach nick named mooch

by XlgRev October 18, 2007

mooch

A fat gimpy bitch with holes in his legs. Resides in "NOVA" and named Kevin Besserer.

"Kevin stop eating everyone else's food. Your such a fucking mooch."

by Dean Jimmy February 3, 2009

Monochrome Blowjob

To get a blowjob from two girls. One wearing black lipstick and the other wearing white. After recieving the blowjobs,
the lipstick rubs off on the penis. It now looks monochrome; Black, White, and Grey

Dude1: Man i got a monochrome blowjob last night and i thought i was in an old picture.

Dude2: Shweet

by Halleeman June 19, 2009

moonchiilee

Weird but fun tiktok creator

Hi have you seen @moonchiilee new tiktok vid she always doin something weird ngl

by Moonchiilee December 24, 2020

Moonchicken

Drunk as a Moonchicken

He drank so much beer, he was drunk as a Moonchicken.

by Tennesseeshaker April 24, 2021

Moonchies

Munchies that are related to a woman’s moon-time. Or any moon related munchies, such as feeling snacky during a cancer moon.

I didn’t smoke tonight so this must be the moonchies.

by Diva Goddess iii August 9, 2023

Moonchaser

An individual that hyper-fixates on and/or feels the need to constantly share information and theories regarding astrological signs and their correlation to different behaviors.

Person 1: “You act so entitled you’re literally such a Leo, it makes so much sense now.”
Person 2; “stfu you Moonchaser”

by tc909 November 22, 2023