monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

by James Howard December 27, 2003

Monkey it up

A figure of speech meaning to create a mess out of a good situation

Player: We have a big lead lets put the bench warmers in
Coach: This is the championship game. Starters will stay in. We don't want to monkey it up

by Im ur daddy. August 30, 2018

Choder Monkey

A term used to refer to a stupid goofy ass child, young adult, or immature adult. Also, refers to a member of a group of people that sit around all day and argue over the definition of the word Chode.

I beat down that little Choder Monkey when he steps out of line, no doubt!!!

Check out all those fuckin choder monkey's on urban dictionary.com

by Apollo Isley April 24, 2007

Monkey Woman

A woman addicted to heroin, the addiction being a "monkey on her back"

There ain't nothin' in Chicago that a monkey woman can do.

by alexuto85u690587369085 April 24, 2012

monkey poo

The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.

The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.

"Don't eat that part of the banana, that's the monkey poo"

by LarrySanders February 06, 2009

monkey metal

A term used in the Antique trade to describe a cheap metal alloy, usually zinc based. Often used to describe spelter figures and other ornamental items which were often copies of original bronze pieces.

It is only a cheap monkey metal copy of an original Lorenzl, Art Deco, bronze figurine.

by Welded Bliss December 29, 2007

dancing monkey

Someone who does your bidding, a puppet or lackey.

Bruce is my dancing monkey.

by bobcows October 15, 2003