chop the morning wood

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation

After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.

by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009

Morning Vista

After having unprotected sex, when you try to take a piss, but it goes everywhere and you have to clean the bathroom.

After I had sex with that prostitute I woke up and morning vistad. It sucked.

by johnny565656565 January 2, 2013

Moaning Sprinkler

This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.

Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

morning wood

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004

mornington peninsula

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'

Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.

by Cook!e February 26, 2008

morningness

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

by dragon1037 October 19, 2008

Morning Make-out

A hook-up session in the a.m., following a drunken encounter the night before. Things have the potential to be somewhat serious, because is a sober act and not run on drunken hormones.

Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!

Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!

by AznPrincess July 12, 2009