mistermeaner

the more you miss the meaner you get

sex is a mistermeaner cause the more you miss the meaner you get

by the Randyman January 19, 2010

Mister Meester

The name called to one who prides himself of sexual acts with ones twice his age. Also known as a Mushroom head, one whos hair has the appearance of Mushmouth of the 70's and 80's hit cartoon Fat Albert.

You bagged that wrinkled bag of a lady? Damn Mister Meester, you are a modern day senior Cassanova!
or: I hope you didn't pay for that haircut Mister Meester.

by anonymous jerkoff January 21, 2005

mistersess

A male mistress

Lots of celebrities have affairs, but I'm waiting for when one is caught on the down low with a mistersess.

by Inhabitant December 17, 2009

Mistrella

The baddest bitch you will ever me. She does it all by herself and she doesn't anyone else. She is so beautiful that all the boys want her and all the girls hate on her. She also has a good body.

Mike: you see that fine girl over there?
Rico: yea she's such a mistrella!

by mistreezzle February 29, 2016

cambodian mistletoe

A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.

Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."

Jeremy: "What happened next?!"

Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."

by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

by munkey madness November 8, 2011

Mister Bus

also known to be written as:

mr bus, missed-the-bus.

However the proper way to write it is: MISTERBUS.

Mister bus is an extrodianrily fine fine guy who travels around by bus. he is absolutely gorgeous and people (particularly girls) makes fools out of themselves by playing "yellow car" in front of him.

OH MY GOSH! DID YOU SEE THAT GUY? phoar.....from now on he shall be know as mister bus.

by natazzle November 9, 2004