Sandstone, Minnesota

Crackhead town with a shit ton of trails and a prison with less crackheads, and some staff housing too.

Sandstone, Minnesota resident: ayye maaan waant a buudweeeiseeeer????
Sane fucking human: No.

by The Greying Dog March 16, 2021

minnesota vikings

1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.

1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"

by ftang ftang olay biscuit barel March 3, 2009

St. Peter, Minnesota

The happiest place on earth.

Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.

by italianmoose July 20, 2006

Minnesota Earmuff

Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.

My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.

by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005

minnie minor

Plymouth Janner slang for the vagina.

"Ooooh my minnie minor is on fire, must have contracted a good dose of the clap down milleniums last night"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

Minnesota Goatee

The ring of fecal matter around your mouth after tossing somebody's salad.

Uff dah, thanks for that. You better wipe that Minnesota Goatee off your face before you go back to watching the Vikings game.

by povspam August 19, 2013

Shoreview Minnesota

Boring. Shoreview is a boring town of boringness. It takes ten minutes plus just to get to the freeway-and in order to go anywhere you have to get to the freeway since there is nothing in Shoreview.

Shoreview Minnesota resident #1:Let's go out to eat.
Shoreview resident #2: Road trip!!

by Pharel June 6, 2009