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fuckcheese 

a rude and crude person lacking in intelligence and generally disagreeable to be around

cheese engaging in sexual intercourse
"you slept with my mother!?! you fuckcheese!"
fuckcheese by steve-o January 25, 2004
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Fuckcheese 

he needs to shower hes still got fuckcheese
Fuckcheese by realgrimm January 12, 2010

fuckcheese 

Somebody who makes Forrest Gump look like a fuckin genous
Brad Childress is a major fuckcheese
fuckcheese by Your momasita December 18, 2010

Fuck cheese 

(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.
That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!
Fuck cheese by Catie :) January 18, 2005

Fuckcreeper

relationship ex that goes around and tries to sleep with all your friends
"hey dude your ex called me last night"
"Yeah?!!"
"Yeah dude, shes being a total Fuckcreeper"
Fuckcreeper by Sarrs February 20, 2009

grandma's fuck cheese  

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"

fuckcheckers 

The group of people who “fact check” social media posts but only the ones then don’t like.
My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers
fuckcheckers by ultradaddy February 5, 2021
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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