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Fuckcheese 

old left over residue after discharge
he needs to shower hes still got fuckcheese
Fuckcheese by realgrimm January 12, 2010

fuckcheese 

Somebody who makes Forrest Gump look like a fuckin genous
Brad Childress is a major fuckcheese
fuckcheese by Your momasita December 18, 2010

Fuck cheese 

(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.
That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!
Fuck cheese by Catie :) January 18, 2005

Fuckcreeper

relationship ex that goes around and tries to sleep with all your friends
"hey dude your ex called me last night"
"Yeah?!!"
"Yeah dude, shes being a total Fuckcreeper"
Fuckcreeper by Sarrs February 20, 2009

grandma's fuck cheese  

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"

fuckcheckers 

The group of people who “fact check” social media posts but only the ones then don’t like.
My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers
fuckcheckers by ultradaddy February 5, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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