Ypsilanti, Michigan

Great place to go to school to get a great education. But, when you step off of campus, you'll be robbed. Expect a gun to your head.

Where are you going tonight?.....Ypsilanti, Michigan....Watch your purse.

by EMUEagle February 23, 2011

michigan

the crappiest state in this country. has lost to appalachian state and oregon state. is going to get their ass handed to them when the buckeyes come to town

How many batteries does it take to beat michigan? 1AA.

by michigan sucks October 16, 2007

Michigan Train

The big, long, and in some opinions dangerous 3 trailer big rigs that are not allowed on some freeways, but are allowed on many tollways. Most are UPS and FEDEX

There were Michigan trains all over the road with their rear ends swerving in the wind.

by devolution23 October 18, 2008

Michigan sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in ones vagina.

''Last night I gave that girl a Michigan sneeze!''

by the raper 666 April 25, 2010

michigan

Ohio State University's bitch

Every year Ohio State football plays, they make Michigan their bitch.

by Savoca December 1, 2007

michigan

State with horrible drivers, too many shite Ford shitey Mustangs, spoiled brats, and jacked up roads, with car insurance rates high as hell.

Oh yeah, snow in June...WTF?!

"God I hate living in Michigan"

by Former-Ohioan August 10, 2003

michigan state university

A university in East Lansing, Michigan. Mostly for the bitter students who did not get into U of M. 90% of the students are arrogant assholes from small towns in Michigan. They all dress the same too with that stupid as hell fugly North Face jackets. Most of the guys are unattractive, pretentious wannabe jocks or frat brothers. A lot of the girls are raging whores with bad fashion senses leading them into Wet Seal. There are the minorities who are chill or plain annoying and loud. There are wannabe scensters and farmers. This place is stupid- avoid it like the plague. I went there so i know what I am talking about.

Maybe there is something in the water, considering it taste like shit.

On the plus side there some reefer madness.

MSU is loaded with hicks. YEE HAW!

by Marissa624 August 31, 2005