Creative and original Wattpad fanfiction writer and aspiring artist, usually for the "BBS," and makes all the fangirls crazy.
by I'mNotAppleJuice September 22, 2017
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girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
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him: I just saw Meshyia today
him 2: oh really ........ your so luckey did she talk to you
him: sad to say but..........no
him 2: awwwww poor babyyyyyyyyyyyy
him : yeah I really want her to be mine
him 2: oh really ........ your so luckey did she talk to you
him: sad to say but..........no
him 2: awwwww poor babyyyyyyyyyyyy
him : yeah I really want her to be mine
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by Smartkarius July 24, 2018
Get the meaty one mug.is a very cancerous Minecraft server which somehow managed to achieve 2500+ players.
it has worse community than cs:go,ROBLOX and hypixel Combined.
if you are better than the other player, you are going to get hackusated, maybe reported.
if you are worse than the other player, you are gonna be called a noob.
the community is full of 9 year olds. and the staff doesnt give a shit about anything. you can hack and not get caught
the so called "ranks" are used to showoff other people (sometimes) and are expensive as shit. nothing else to say, really.
on the good side...
you can make clickbait videos with this server and get lots of views and h8 at the same time!
it has worse community than cs:go,ROBLOX and hypixel Combined.
if you are better than the other player, you are going to get hackusated, maybe reported.
if you are worse than the other player, you are gonna be called a noob.
the community is full of 9 year olds. and the staff doesnt give a shit about anything. you can hack and not get caught
the so called "ranks" are used to showoff other people (sometimes) and are expensive as shit. nothing else to say, really.
on the good side...
you can make clickbait videos with this server and get lots of views and h8 at the same time!
guy 1 : wanna play some MesterMC?
guy 2 : nty. that community is terminal cancer. and are full of hackers.
guy 2 : nty. that community is terminal cancer. and are full of hackers.
by ItzTHUG August 4, 2018
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