when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.
the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
by jamiej13 May 28, 2014
Get the absolute messmug. The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.
the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.
hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
Get the hot mutton messmug. by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020
Get the pleasure messmug. by Billyho99 May 2, 2009
Get the Man Messmug. 
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015
Get the Mexican messmug.