by The only m smith February 3, 2018
Get the german massage mug.A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!
Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!
Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
Get the Qwonk Massage mug.When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a “throat massage” as a sexual innuendo.
by JHerny13 August 13, 2019
Get the Throat Massage mug.Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.
Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.
The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.
The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."
"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 28, 2019
Get the Beat massage mug.Similar to a blow job, but more sensual. It features firm pressure on top and bottom of the shaft and head, relaxing the muscles and enhancing male blood flow and satisfaction. Mouth masseuses will tell you, “it’s all about the tongue.” Professionals will swallow, and follow through on the technique until the man is fully empty.
Stuck in a traffic jam and seeing Kyle under severe emotional duress as the driver, Melissa started rubbing his neck from the passenger side, then leaned over and proceeded to administer a mouth massage to help him relax.
by Snowdrops22 June 20, 2022
Get the Mouth Massage mug.A thinly-veiled euphemism for trying not to hurt the feelings of certain groups of people.
A phrase to use when you want to make up some excuses that will be instantly understood by others that you are going to do something terrible, extremely laughable, or just plain idiotic.
A phrase to use when you want to make up some excuses that will be instantly understood by others that you are going to do something terrible, extremely laughable, or just plain idiotic.
1. Hey, boss, uh, after receiving many messages from gamers, I will not go to work today.
2. Earlier today, it was announced that the game Devotion is coming to GOG. After receiving many messages from gamers, we have decided not to list the game in our store.
2. Earlier today, it was announced that the game Devotion is coming to GOG. After receiving many messages from gamers, we have decided not to list the game in our store.
by An avid video game player December 17, 2020
Get the Receiving many messages from gamers mug.1. Her texting skills were incredible. She was the top messager of all her friends. This messager add on really increases the number of messages you can send.
by theATM February 27, 2014
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