Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.

Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.

He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.

by Bruvongeezy July 12, 2024

Marling school

Shithole of a school with gorlock the destroyer as the head, banned phones because too many people are doing drugs to forget this school and you can only buy drugs in school hours, as we all know

Matt:I’m going to marling school
John:sorry mate

by Fart_smella July 24, 2024

Maryolin

A very beautiful, gorgeous loyal woman fun to be around. Will always make you laugh. She loves to be happy and almost always is. She believes in almost everything. Doesn't judge others. Maryolin’s are usually very slim, has curves. Nice butt & average boobs. U gotta work for her but once u have her she will be loyal and stand by and support u. She's the type of friend that will eventually become ur sister. She’s very attractive that if you come across her you will be awestruck and fall quickly for her.

Person 1: Woah, That's "Maryolin."? I like her personality.
Person 2: I know right! She's SO funny, Maryolin is amazing!

by Rose_rosemary November 20, 2023

marling

a hater, is a loser, no friends. a bum, terrible at fortnite and every game she touches.

your such a marling type of person.

by xXglittersparklesXx November 20, 2023