beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022

Line Marking

When you need to take a shit on a suburban/city street and you wipe your ass on the ground

It was a rough walk into work this morning, i came across some fresh line marking the homeless man did near the coffee shop

by Benshairynipples January 12, 2023

Burger King Marriage

When two are married, but they wanna do what they want and when they want to do it which is incorrect. A.K.A. Have it my way marriage. A.K.A. When two Spoiled people get married.

"Ummmm yeah they look cute together but she's so stubborn. Everything has to be her way. They clearly have a burger king marriage."

by Leekeeboo August 6, 2015

New York Marriage

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.

"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."

by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016

Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.

Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.

by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018

Drop the Marriage mic

A quick and unexpected divorce.

I'm going to drop the marriage mic and walk away.

by McHale'sArmy March 10, 2018

Quaker’s Marriage

While taking part in a fun nude rumpus in bed, you unknowingly get your lady into a scissor position and proceed to loudly and aggressively fart into her vagina…all the while keeping consistent eye contact. Finish with an i do. (reception party after if you are so inclined)

Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.

by Cigarcop October 19, 2022