Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013

manbedextrius

The ability to wack off with either your right or your left hand.

Time to wack it.

But honey, you broke your right hand!

No worries, I'm manbedextrius.

by bkrj January 11, 2014

Manatee Punch

Knocking a girl out with a person's stomach while tittyfucking her.

Taylor manatee punched a girl the other night and now she has a black eye.

by Devotoare April 3, 2015

Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.

You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.

by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015

Manbae

When a friendship between two men moves past the bromance phase.

Guy 1: hey do you want pizza?
Guy 2: I'd love that, thanks manbae.

by smartassdude October 6, 2016

Managerita

A margarita that is consumed while performing managerial duties.

Did you see that fat managerita that sherry's been drinking? We're in for one helluva night.

by Hasuzu June 19, 2016

Management Hitler

Management Hitler (noun): someone with alot of charisma who takes over a project with big ambitions and plans but has literally no skill whatsoever, ends up being a total ass, and can't get anything right despite being told what to do.

Example: "fucking XX came in today and was a total management hitler, now we are pushing the development instead of giving users what they want"

by Lasz December 30, 2016