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Malcolm

Malcolm is a guy who seems to be a really big jerk and will take any opportunity to make fun of you but once you get to know him, he becomes the sweetest/nicest guy. He's seriously a lot of fun once you get to know him. He's also super smart and funny and of course, he's is super cute and hot. Having a Malcolm in your life is well worth it.
"Damn that guy is cute but he's so mean!"
"Become friends with him, that's Malcolm"
by dimess May 13, 2018
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Maldonado

Maldonado mal-dough-nah-do

1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.

Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)

1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).
1. The Maldonado was filled with hundreds of farmers who believed they were going to a better land, only to die at sea while chewing on their shipmate's leg.

2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.
by Aspartame May 18, 2013
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malcolm in the middle

when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity
Mary and Jane made that geek's dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.
by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009
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Kashish Malhotra

A dedicated worshipper of Wahi also known as Bhavay. She is a person who doesn't speak many languages but still wants to live in Germany. She is a very modest and kind creature who will do absolutely anything for her husband/fiance (including law). She loves to cook Kadhai Paneer for her "god".She can be considered as a goddess only when the main "GOD" is on a break. Ultimately, Kashish Sucks 👎👎
Aham Kashish Malhotra-ammi! (PS- Bhavay is God)

Also Keshaanish ❤️❤️❤️
by God Itachi February 17, 2022
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Maldon

A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.
That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.
by otomayim December 10, 2008
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Malcolm

Euphemism for the drug Extasy (derived from Malcolm 'X')
Dude, I need to hook up with some Malcolm. This ho is all over my shit.
by J.Kupov January 12, 2009
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maldon

A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!
by Lee-ann December 5, 2007
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