puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.

“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”

by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018

Scam Magnet

A person that attracts frauds

Katy: He told me he was 23 but he was actually 18

Lauren: Katie, how do you always fall for this stuff? You're a scam magnet.

by plat998 November 11, 2018

Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument

Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening”
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet

by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018

rod magnet

someone so hot, they uncontrollably attract a man's rods.

That chick was a total rod magnet.

by jhanley86 February 8, 2019

Tree magnet

A bad or reckless driver who often hits trees with their vehicle.

"That guy is a total tree magnet, can't keep those birches away from him."

by Jmc9705 February 19, 2019

Roid Magnet

A person (male or female) who attracts steroid users.

Look at Rosie over there with that meat-head gorrilla!
I know, she's such a roid magnet.

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Pussy magnet

Pussy eating beast who gets it a lot

Benji and Sam are eating a lot of pussy them two are such pussy magnets

by Wvhejehdbdjddjdhhe July 20, 2019