by mreallyaclone January 12, 2006
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girl 1: wanna watch that totally cool show hannah montana?
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
by SdCharers11 January 16, 2008
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The worst TV show idea ever. Miley AKA Hannah is a shitty actress and singer. She has disgusting teeth and a corny accent. The only reason she has a "career" is because her dad is a washed up semi-talented singer.
11 year old: Omg hannah montana rocks i wanna grow up to be just like her!
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
by meghan riot April 6, 2008
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Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.
Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.
"The Montgomery Monster destroyed my home, raped my wife, and ate my children. However, it was damn impressive. I need to get me one!"
by Lord Terry Hughes September 19, 2009
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by Bri Bri 123451234 December 16, 2010
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often people who claim to love them have only seen the holy grail, even though the flying circus is way better.
often people who claim to love them have only seen the holy grail, even though the flying circus is way better.
by emilyfemily December 28, 2005
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