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metro sexual

An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.

His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.
Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.
by Mighty max August 3, 2007
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A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.
lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.
by Grant January 9, 2005
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Retrosexual

Someone who has many stories or references to past sexual encounters, but nobody can remember anything in recent times.
"David is such a retrosexual"
"How so"
"He's telling his high school sex stories again, even though he's been dwelling on them for years. Why doesn't he at least tell us something new"
"Well, they're all he's got"
by BWhatley February 22, 2009
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Metro sexual

Metro sexual means that your gay but your nto willing to admit you like dick
he is a fag..No am not am a "metro sexual
by Notgiven. April 22, 2006
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metro sexual

A man who is in touch with himself, not gay, but someone who knows how to dress and how to "primp" when the time is right.
by Chaz April 20, 2004
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retrosexual

Of a mindset that people can get their groove thing on and be perfectly civilized about it. Best typified by the Rat Pack lifestyle: Great suits, martinis and holding the door for women so you can take a peep at those gams.
"That sharkskin suit sure is metrosexual, Frank."

"Retrosexual, daddy-o. Oooh, look at that dame over there!"
by eponodyne October 10, 2005
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metro sexual

a metro sexual is a straight person who likes pempering himself with facial, manicures and massages
When a guy pretends he is straight but he does things that girls due.
by josue December 8, 2003
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