math class

in my opinion schools dont need teach math anymore because of calculators and the advanced technology we have today. doing math in your head takes too long and ruins a child's life everyday. and technology is easy and takes seconds. so there really no need for those big senseless textbooks, depressing homework, and stressful standardized tests. well that was my opinion for the definition see hell.

tom: have you seen billy?

janette: didnt you hear?

tom: no, wht happened?

janette: billy died in math class this morning. his brain exploded. i was there.

*moment of silence for billy*

by ernest9089 November 28, 2009

matchsticking

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.

-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!

by matchstickman January 29, 2008

math

torture.

one of Lucifer's many ways of making us suffer.

resonable cause for suicide.

Nobody with any sense likes math.

Math sucks and i suck at doing it.

by Sunshine Dore July 1, 2005

Math

1) A source of common teenage suicide. Mostly defined as an area of academic study- but is known to cause mental health problems such as hallucinations, dizziness, and minor cases of concussion (usually from banging your head on a desk) Many retired drill sargeants and arabian assasins take up professions as math teachers to let their steam out on innocent, unfortunate students that had come to actually learn a valuable life skill. Children- avoid math at all costs (!!)
2) A system of numbers and variables believed to be useful in everyday life

1) I had come to math class ony to find that my A+ average has been ruined by a fuckin' test with graphing inequalities... what fuckin' bitch said that
X+3X-2Y<8XY ??? SCREW MATH!!!
2) When I majored in math- i thought i had done a great thing, but it turns out my head is endlessly cluttered with meaningless numbers and symbols (!!!)

by TheHotOne February 23, 2004

do the math

(verb) to calculate which option is better or true.

Eminem's WHITE AMERICA: "Let's do the math, If I was black I would've sold half".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Math Goggles

One "wearing nerd goggles" becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. The average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly sexy to someone "wearing nerd goggles," especially when he or she "talks math."

Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.

Boyfriend: "why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? "
Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"

Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."
Dude : "HOW?!?!"
Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"
Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))

by ihaveamathfetish October 14, 2009

solve math

call; dial phone number; holla;

Alright then just solve math when you wanna kick it.

or

So I can solve math sometime breezy?

by Jaz W. September 1, 2008