masturbearding

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

by internetsensation May 27, 2009

mastonism

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews

Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry

by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

mask covidian

The Mask Covidian's is said to possess an automaton-like pattern of trivial awareness to their physical existence. Instead of researching and analyzing their world they give up their agency to authority under the false premise that authority knows better than them - and all. While that is true for a Mask Covidian since they are without the necessary base rational ability, they, the Mask Covidian project their inability to think onto the rest of their peers in hopes of converting them to their cult-like conspiracy theory.

The Mask Covidian is generally found with a superhero complex, believes that wearing an improperly flimsy fabric mask is "saving others", and will passive aggressively keyboard-warrior attack anyone and everyone who does not believe in their mask cult.

Dave - "This Mask Covidian comes into my shop today stressing out over how I should believe in her mask conspiracy theory cult and should be forced to wear a cult mask like her"
Me - "What did you do?"
Dave - " Ignored her"

by gundamgoat September 2, 2020

Vag les masques

A phrase used by those who do not want to wear a mask during the COVID-19 pandemic. They use this phrase to dismiss the public health measures put in place by the government and put others at risk. It's impossible to convince them of the necessity of the masks, and even when they're eventually forced to wear them, they play with it and touch their face so much that there's no point for them to wear one anymore. Of course, the Thomas Gros Cul will use that as an excuse to be mask-naked. Legend has it that it's impossible to lift water palettes with a mask on. The second law of thermodynamics forbids it. The AC in the Maxi is also worse than any other place's, and that explains why everyone else is fine with wearing a mask all day, but not the Thomas Gros Cul.

"Vag les masks, I haven't had COVID in the past 3 months, so I'm never going to have it."
"Ayet, it's time to quit my job. Vag les masques, free speech."
"Mmmhmmggm you guys are sucking the cocks of masks.. Vag les masques."
"Criss you are overpaid. Vag les masques."

by Frozen Meat August 14, 2020

chronic masturbator

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

by MexicanPog November 16, 2020

master guns

1) Also known as "he who bringith the shit upon ye", the master guns usually likes to go around during the day and point out what you or your Marines are doing wrong and/or what you should be doing.

This individual instills a sence of fear in all who are lower ranking to him/her.

2) Marine Corps abbreviation for: Master Gunnery Sergeant (E-9).

LCpl Slacks-a-lot: "Oh shit, turn off that movie! Here comes the master guns!"

by BROSKEW May 27, 2009

Mashcore

A term referring to a style of extreme electronic music which is a subset of speedcore and breakcore, based largely on sampled content.

Artists include Shitmat, Annoying Ringtone, Odaxelagina and Renard Queenston (as Renard).

Guy 1: "That song I heard last night in the club, you were there too...it was like a mash-up of Tik Tok with some guitar riff, then in came some oldschool rap thing, all the while weird distorted noises were going off in the background...what the fuck kind of music was that?

Guy 2: "That's something called mashcore, it's really awesome!"

by AnonymusWantsPie October 8, 2012