Drain my lizard

Taking a piss

Guy: Hold up guys, I gotta drain my lizard

by laserman413 October 1, 2017

Lizard King

Pro skateboarder for Deathwish Skateboards. Real name Mike Plumb.

"Fuck it yo, fuck it.. for Satan yo!" - Lizard King

by The Lizard King! June 1, 2019

lounge lizard

An artsy yuppie hipster with thick framed glasses and a track jacket that hangs out in smoothe urban ambient bars. He listens to trip hop, ambient techno, acid jazz, neo-soul, dj scratching. He sits in the cozy seats under mood lighting and talks to women to seduce them with his deep intellectual thought. He likes grafitti art and graphic design. He is not pretentious. loves sushi, trends, sophisticated metrosexual culture.

That lounge lizard is a graphic designer.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

Magic Lizard

You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.

-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!

-I'll be your magic lizard!

by Sassrafrass May 27, 2008

like a lizard on a rock

A male small in build or stature fornicating with a female large in size or stature.

Damn that chick was so big. Hittin it would make me look like a lizard on a rock.

by Gfunk1210 November 8, 2017

Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.

Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”

by Skaternator May 23, 2018