Fucket List

a) A To Do list of items removed from your Bucket List because you know you'll never get around to doing them.

b) A To Do list of items that other people do but you don't care to.

Learn German? That's going on my Fucket List.

by Gimbys October 22, 2010

lisbon

the way non-portuguese spell lisboa...
The city is named lisboa, not lisbon... even the damn tourism misspells it, probably becuase its "hard" to pronounce.
Its not... dont disrespect my country and say lisbon

Wop: hey man, im going to lisbon for holidays!
Porkchop: Shut up fez, ull get ur ass kicked if u call it that in portugal

by The_Dark_Side July 8, 2005

liston

Liston is a sprawling group of people that are(to put it simply)- game changers... A Liston will not dick around. A Liston will bring life to any board meeting, party, double date with a mere waft of their B.O from the door announcing their presence.
To be a Liston is a non-refundable gift to be celebrated by anyone in a Listons presence.

Fuck me Godfrey did you smell that? A Liston girl is coming to fuck shit up! It is about to get real in here thanks to a Liston

I wish I was a Liston

by GeoffreyGodfrey December 20, 2015

liptonite

A person who claims to have a discerning, sophisticated palate for black teas, has all the finest accoutrements for serving tea; shops for tea at speciality markets, yet, purchases and serves to her guests Lipton tea or some other generic black tea dust that come in a bag with a string.

She prided herself on her afternoon tea parties with friends, using her best tea set, yet, when tea was served the string hanging from the pot left the quality and type of tea in question (which was confirmed upon the pouring of the tea as the bag had ruptured).

by Denise April 30, 2004

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

Didn't Do List

When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.

Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn't do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.

by Turd__Ferguson November 2, 2015

Lintox

The ghetto-ist place in Nottingham.
Many ghetto chavs live there.
Eg. Tommy (Main Gangstar), Rhys (Fat Gangstar)

Nah dan brap janoes im going up Lintox tonight, gonna get red dan JANOS! IM BLICK BRAP BRRRRAP!

by Deromi May 8, 2005