I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006
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A right-wing propaganda bitch who cons Planned Parenthood and other pro-abortion organizations by deception. She once pretended to be a 13 year old girl who allegedly got impregnated by a 31 year old man (who was actually her accomplice) Don't fall for her lies and deception and good looks, she is the evil that all right-wingers are.
PP: Hello?
Rose: Hello, I'm, like, a 13 year old girl who, like, got pregnant by, like, a 31 year old dude, ok?
PP: Oh, that's too bad...we'll get you your...wait a minute, you're that Lila Rose cunt aren't you? Fuck you, you mockery of women's lib, get out of here!
Rose: Hello, I'm, like, a 13 year old girl who, like, got pregnant by, like, a 31 year old dude, ok?
PP: Oh, that's too bad...we'll get you your...wait a minute, you're that Lila Rose cunt aren't you? Fuck you, you mockery of women's lib, get out of here!
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Get the Lisa.. mug.1) Nickname given to any female named Lisa that is sexually promiscuous.
2) circa 1985, the nickname given to Lisa, the female defamed in the self-titled rap classic, "Lisa Lips" - performed by Brooklyn rap group, U.T.F.O. where she was negatively depicted as being sexually promiscuous yet unlike her other defamed contemporary, Roxanne ( the character from the song, "Roxanne Roxanne" - U.T.F.O. ), The REAL Lisa Lips was secure enough with herself to choice not to engage in battle rap and ignore the rumors.
2) circa 1985, the nickname given to Lisa, the female defamed in the self-titled rap classic, "Lisa Lips" - performed by Brooklyn rap group, U.T.F.O. where she was negatively depicted as being sexually promiscuous yet unlike her other defamed contemporary, Roxanne ( the character from the song, "Roxanne Roxanne" - U.T.F.O. ), The REAL Lisa Lips was secure enough with herself to choice not to engage in battle rap and ignore the rumors.
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The only character in "The Simpsons" that takes the fun out of everything that Homer and Bart do. Teamed with Marge, any episode revolving around these two can be dismissed as a waste of time and thus, Matt Groening should be kicked in the face for creating these characters' horrible personalities.
Fan1: Dude! Did you see that episode when Homer had the huge BBQ in his back yard?
Fan2: Isn't that when Lisa became a vegitarian and runied the whole outing?
Fan1: Yeah... Stupid Lisa...
Fan2: Isn't that when Lisa became a vegitarian and runied the whole outing?
Fan1: Yeah... Stupid Lisa...
by Someone you think you know June 11, 2006
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