quief lightning

A very explosive quief and last for ages and smells like fish

Aww look at her quief lightning

by Quief lightning October 22, 2017

lightning chicken

A game played during a lightning storm. All players run around a large open space holding vertical metal poles and the last player with their pole in the air wins.

Dude 1- hey guys, who wants to make the most of this stormy day and play a round of lightning chicken?
Guys- *quickly grab metal poles*

by Kaliberking June 22, 2019

Lightning bug

A term in midwestern slang meaning fireflies

The lightning bugs are sure bright today!

by Kindleyourloveagain March 8, 2022

Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning

The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.

by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022

Bitch-lightning

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.

Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!

by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016