libido

the act of driving a car with the pure power of sex also known as sex drive

"sir you were going 50 over the limit" "sorry officer my libido was too strong"

by dip69@shit420 November 11, 2021

Liban

Short black dark.

All slaves are such libans

by Mikey56542 August 29, 2021

Libra

I care so f***k you
Okay so I changed my mind today
We’re going to be best friends… I can tell
I just want everyone to get along
Stupid boy thinks that I need him
Be honest how does this look on me?

But don’t get me wrong Libras are a great zodiac 👍🏼 My bestie is a libra and she took a SCHOOL quiz home with her once 😃

I’m a Libra

“I am a libra :)”

“yes I know, You told me that 78 times already, yes I counted”

by ❤️I Hate My Life❤️ September 25, 2021

libaan

A tall, embedded, alcoholic that knows everything for no fucking reason. Loves to drink. Drinks a lot. Does a lot of drinking and damn nears. You will most likely find him at your local bar or literally anywhere drinking is involved.

Person: Libaan I’m so sorry to hear about your grandpas passing.
Libaan: Damn Near sister

by NigerianPurr November 21, 2021

Líba

Definition of madness.

A hyena laughing at people. THIRD IMPOSTOR ALWAYS.
Probably clown on drugs, he's funny. Likes to provoke people. He wants to see the world burn. Lives for fun

Sometimes he can behave normally and lead intelligent debates.
If you buy him Monster he'll be your best friend for a while.

he's still laughing at something, it's Líba

by Čusíček November 22, 2021

Labian

nothing to see here fuck off

damn look labian over there,okay what do you want me to do ?

by sussypiqka November 22, 2021

Liba

Liba is simply perfect. There is no situation that wouldn't be better because of her. If I know what love is, it is because of her. The very reason I smile is for her. The most genuine and unconditional love and support come from her, she's my family. She also has an amazing sense of style and a great eye for all things aesthetically pleasing. Very resourceful also, can fix almost any bad situation.

Liba is my best friend

by Mimi hates life November 23, 2021