Fritter Lifing

Wasting time, energy or money, being unproductive or carrying out tasks that are not worth the time nor provide any value, especially when one has responsibilities/commitments that have to be met in the very near future.

Similar to Fritter Scrolling but doing something besides scrolling, but for general wasteful activities like sleeping excessively, lazying around or watching TV for the sake of watching TV.

Stop fritter lifing and do your chores!

by Milky786 May 22, 2023

Chest Lamington

The act of having your man boobs titty fucked by a girl after she’s pegged you with a strap on. Leaving skid mark and white skin flakes in the chest, looking like you’ve just eaten a lamington.

My wife gave me a chest lamington last night.

by Yabs June 4, 2025

Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.

Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.

by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025

Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Life be lifing

An expression that acknowledges the unpredictable and often challenging nature of life, reflecting its ongoing, sometimes relentless disruptions and surprises.

It can be used humorously to add a light-hearted tone when discussing life's ups and downs, or more seriously to express resignation to circumstances beyond one's control.

Humorous: "Missed my bus, spilled coffee on my shirt, and forgot my wallet—all before 9 AM! Well, life be lifing!"
Serious: "I was set to present today, but with the news of the family crisis, I had to postpone. Life be lifing, as they say."

by ThoughtfulTheorist April 16, 2024

lifting and laxing

When to take laxatives before you work out so you shit yourself while working out

I shit myself while lifting weights because i was lifting and laxing

by Latinx twitter chud September 6, 2025