glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.

1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"

by prohobbit September 28, 2018

National lap dance day

April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance

Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day

by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

Gabriel Lap

Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3

Gabriel lap is a nice person

by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020

Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021