when your buddy (typically Ryan) does too much cocaine and can’t control his urges, which ultimately leads to him losing his job and his life spiraling downwards.
Yo dude, you’re being a real White Knight, and the brodies are getting real concerned. Please lay off the yak for a bit m8.
by crazyqban June 27, 2019
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Tim: Ever notice Mark dresses like Joe Shit The Rag Man, never has any cash, constantly mooches food and rides; Yet somehow he seems to always have fresh Nikes or Jordans.
Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.
Gina: Yeah, The Bastard Son of Phil Knight owes me a $20 from last week.
by Truly Nolen August 21, 2008
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Is a active or retired law enforcement officer that belongs to a international law enforcement motorcycle club called the Blue Knights.
by Wendell Garrett May 5, 2006
Get the Blue Knight mug.A White Knight is someone who goes on to the website Urban Dictionary and creates a definition under the name of their more than likely obese girlfriend. Type in almost any girl's name into the search bar and you will pull up one of these definitions.
Typically they will state what "a cool person they are", "how smart they are", "how cute they are", or other various statements about a girl no one but said White Knight gives a fuck about.
The only reason such definitions are even made are so they can show their girlfriend (obese) at how creative and cute they think they are being despite the fact 1000s of other dick bags have done the same thing already.
These definitions are quite annoying especially if you have the Urban Dictionary app for your Droid and constantly get them as a random definition.
Typically they will state what "a cool person they are", "how smart they are", "how cute they are", or other various statements about a girl no one but said White Knight gives a fuck about.
The only reason such definitions are even made are so they can show their girlfriend (obese) at how creative and cute they think they are being despite the fact 1000s of other dick bags have done the same thing already.
These definitions are quite annoying especially if you have the Urban Dictionary app for your Droid and constantly get them as a random definition.
Examples of douche bags being White Knights:
1. Kelly
The smartest person ever, someone with a great personality, has golden locks of hair.
2. Susan
The face of a tranny, hands of a man, junk in the trunk.
1. Kelly
The smartest person ever, someone with a great personality, has golden locks of hair.
2. Susan
The face of a tranny, hands of a man, junk in the trunk.
by Ronny Cordova July 5, 2010
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-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
"All I have left to learn is the power to levitate objects and I will be the most kickass jedi knight ever!"
by beachbum089 June 5, 2005
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When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
by ArtDickyoulate February 4, 2010
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