Kitten nap

Similar to a cat nap, but even shorter. A kitten nap can range between 5-10 minutes.

I took a kitten nap while you were in the shower .

by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

Kitten Eyes

Much like Crocodile Tears, and just as unsuccessful. Meant to make the recipient feel sorry for and forgive the other person.

Oh no no no, don't think those Kitten Eyes are getting you out of trouble this time.

by Bibliophile88 February 4, 2018

kitten dance

adorable fluff balls dancing.its going viral as you read this

john:*on you tube* look a kitten dance

caral : fuck you its adorable

by Ducks on Quack May 13, 2018

Bedside kitten

Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat

Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it

by Bigballercaller December 1, 2011

kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.

1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight

by taytay1212 November 18, 2011

kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012

Kitten Bah

Another way to say friend or homie.
(Can be shortened to kitten)

You are such a Kitten Bah.
Kitten Bah you smell like Norgren.
What’s up Kitten.

by Kitten Bah March 21, 2023