after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011
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Get the Kitten Bah mug.Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin
"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"
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Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
by KitTurd October 25, 2023
Get the kitten turd mug.The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.
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Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!
I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!
I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!
by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021
Get the Piss Kitten mug.A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward
Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me
Teris Kitten: oh no please
Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor
Teris Kitten: oh no please
Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor
by Wanna breed July 8, 2021
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