kill kittens

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?

by You can't have my name. September 25, 2006

kitten pile

1. A collection of 3 or more kittens, cats, or other feline creatures lying in a pile.

All of the kittens made a kitten pile in the corner of the room.

by PetRockX October 2, 2006

kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 21, 2010

Tam Kite

Rhyming slang term for a shite.

"aww man am burstin fur a tam kite."

by Jesus is Your uncle September 1, 2005

good night jim kite

If someone dies or gets injured in a funny way the the expression you'd use is "good night jim kite"

*watches funny YouTube competition of dumb people*
*someone gets injured*
"Lol good night jim kite"

by Crazy_Mikey August 28, 2017

death to all kittens

A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."

Buddy: This is some really hot porn.
Dude: Death to all kittens!

by BoneheadXL January 15, 2008

Kitten

Kitten: Young women who find males twenty+ years older then themselves attractive.

Notable Kittens:
Ashley Madison
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Calista Flockhart
Katie Lee Joel

The young precursor to cougar.

Graverobber.

Not to be confused with a woman who marries elderly men for financial gain. EX: Anna Nichole.

Girl: Ah! Did you see that hottie over there?
Kitten powers activate!

Man: STOP FUCKING MY GRANDPA!

by Blowing.Your.Fucking.Mind. February 25, 2011