kentucky sunrise

Inserting your morning erection in your partner and urinating.

Sally thought Robert was horny in the morning, but she was surprised awake by the Kentucky sunrise.

by Sir KY December 30, 2015

kentucky lovin

When cousins, typically first cousins, fall in love

Father: son, I heard you kissed your cousin

Son: yes papa, I am disappointed in myself

Father: nah, that there’s just a little Kentucky Lovin. Now kiss your auntie mama goodnight

by Andytehunicorn October 14, 2018

Kentucky Hammock

Inserting each testicle into ones own asshole as if hanging a hammock from a tree

Yesterday, Kevin totally hung a bike lock from his Kentucky Hammock, and couldn’t get it off.

by Kentucky fried dicken September 3, 2018

kentucky revenge

when your parents are having sex in the bedroom and you prank them by having sex with your sister in the kitchen

hey sister let’s prank mom and back with kentucky revenge

by sister.lover55 April 11, 2019

Kentucky SlingShot

Usually during a blow job, you nut into a girl's nose and have her hock a loogie so she spits out a mucus-cum ball back onto your dick.

Rocco: Hey dude, my girl gave me a Kentucky Slingshot last night!

Kory: That's disgusting bro

by Yung Lad April 26, 2019

Kentucky Derby

When you and your friend have sex side by side, each with your own chick and race to finish first. Whoever wins gets to wear a green wreath around their neck.

Dude, got the triple crown last night. I was neck and neck with my friend, Chiquando doing the Kentucky Derby.

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

Kentucky Crystal

When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.

Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"

by ~PK💋 March 1, 2019