Keyboard

The thing you just used to get here.
(srsly how do you not know what it is)
i typed the keyboard
by segment65 September 24, 2023
mugGet the Keyboardmug.

Keyboard Jihading

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.
We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.
by GOC_Memes February 17, 2024
mugGet the Keyboard Jihadingmug.
Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.
Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.
by moth. August 7, 2021
mugGet the Typing on Mobile Keyboardsmug.

Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft
"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"
by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022
mugGet the Wireless Keyboardmug.

keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)
Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"
by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025
mugGet the keyboard-cocklermug.

gangsterified keyboard

an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic
Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard
by piece of plastic December 6, 2006
mugGet the gangsterified keyboardmug.

Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.
"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"
by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021
mugGet the Keyboard Assassinmug.

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