"Dude, the snow drift was all the way up to the peak of the roof of my dads two story house. So I jumped it with my snowmobile." Appropriate response; "Sure Kurt"
by T-Dog. The countryboy pimp. April 11, 2009
Get the "Sure Kurt"mug. by Sn831 June 2, 2025
Get the KURTmug. 
stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008
Get the kurts unitmug. The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.
In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
Get the Come on Kurtmug. Kurt is the most awesome guy you will ever know. He is brave, strong, fun, smart, incredibly sexy and has the nicest body. Behind his appearance of bad guy hides a soft loving man. If you wanna date someone, make sure his name is Kurt. He is loyal, will take care of you, spend time with you and love you unconditionally. A lot of girls want him but doesn’t care. He wants only one special girl who will spend the rest of her life with him.
by Yourkleinebaby November 21, 2021
Get the Kurtmug. IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain
by Wash ur eyes June 27, 2024
Get the Kurt cock-bainmug.