punch in the junk

The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.

i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk

by ryanyomomma April 28, 2007

junk gunk

When someone has shit in their ass and it moves forward to their balls.

Ah Jim, I forgot to wipe my ass and now I got junk gunk!

by Emilio Jimenez May 27, 2008

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 15, 2005

Appartment Junk

One who lives in an a appartment, with is mom at Cascade Ghettos (Meadows)

White kid who wears cargo shorts all the time and is a coon and lives in appartment junk

by Bellingham44 January 07, 2010

floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.

Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.

by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008

junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 26, 2009

Loud Junk

A classic NewGrounds video from the early 2000's. It's a parody of the first episode "South Park", in which Lardman, Stain, Fenny, and Dull are waiting at the bus stop. It combines the classic NewGrounds joke of "Well known character turns evil and kills the other characters" along with nostalgic early 2000's comedy.

Sparked the meme "Loud Junk Laugh" or "Weheheheheheh"

You guys remember Loud Junk?

Going down to Loud Junk going down to Loud Junk

by Squidmoe October 21, 2021