joe

The plastic device on the top of some liquor bottles that inhibits the flow of alcohol into your cup, and thus inhibits the fun. Removing the joe allows for more alcohol faster, therefore more fun, faster.

"Man! This Popov is pouring really slowly!"
"Dude! Thats why you remove the Joe!"

by JonnyG42 April 02, 2008

Joe

Usually an extremely heterophobic male or referring to an extremely heterophobic or otherwise gay individual.

He's Joe, but his name is Billy. or. Stop being so Joe!!

by Demon Blackheart February 27, 2008

Joe

The word Joe could mean anything, from pass the Joe or i did the best Joe the other day.

Son: Pass the Joe mum

Mother: Not yet

by CJ torrent May 11, 2009

joe

the ugliest thing on earth. girls hate him. he thinks he's the shit when he is shit. verry ugly and ape looking. he thinks hes so cooool when he's not

joe pacini

by ilikemilkalot June 21, 2010

Joe

One who fingers goats

"oi lad i saw this lad in the himalayan mountains once fingering this goat and his made was behind him with a pulled hamstring" "mate thats a joe"

by cunt69 May 31, 2014

joes

a pack of cigarettes any brand

say whoa you got any joes

by lonnie bee March 11, 2008

Joe

Joe is the average Joe of himself

Joe was such an average Joe that he had straight C's on every quarter on his report card

by hearl jones July 03, 2016