Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011

Jacking off

To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard

I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person

by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016

Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.

Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding

by Him Riallu August 29, 2005

Jockin'

A hip-hop dance move made popular by the rapper Yung Joc in which one acts like he/she is reving up a motorcycle to the left and right. Hopefully simultaneous with the music!

Its Goin' Down Lyrics: "Now she jockin', yeah its goin' down, slap the waitress on the booty, tell her get another round..."

by C Jam November 24, 2006

jacking a squirrel

the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.

"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."

by katero_447 May 20, 2006

Santa jacking

Where a department store santa gets drunk and/or pissed off etc. and pulls his pecker out while a work and jacks off.

He's santa jacking.

by The Fury 13 December 6, 2010

jacking the dog off

The method for feeding the cat when unable to afford to purchase cat food;

Man, I am so broke, I ended up jacking the dog off just to feed the cat!

by D.I.L.F. December 7, 2006