Used in escalating anger when saying one Jesus isn't enough. With each jesus said the tone becomes louder and stronger so by the third jesus you are using everything you got.
by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006
Get the jesus Jesus JESUSmug. A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.
Jesus is dead get over it
by Tony ramone September 23, 2006
Get the jesusmug. An exclamation, always for a nosy person, that is used before talking that one, about the event or events he has seen, expressing his there to be or not astonishment.
-Jesus! I was seeing that man in opposite apartment again opening the refrigerator's door to drink another bottle.
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!
by man!? May 6, 2017
Get the jesus!mug. 
by Argentina Funkehouser February 2, 2008
Get the jesusmug. Someone who you can casually bring into conversations to cause bewilderment among your peers.
Someone who also seems to do things wrong.
Someone who also seems to do things wrong.
Person 1: I'm going shopping, what do you need?
Person 2: Biscuits.
Person 1: We've still got some haven't we?
Person 2: Nah. Jesus ate them all.
Upon seeing the mess on the floor Person 3 exclaimed 'Jesus Christ!'
Person 2: Biscuits.
Person 1: We've still got some haven't we?
Person 2: Nah. Jesus ate them all.
Upon seeing the mess on the floor Person 3 exclaimed 'Jesus Christ!'
by Who d'ya think! July 16, 2007
Get the jesusmug. by SmallLebowski February 15, 2009
Get the jesusmug.